The right answer is, of course......
I couldn't announce the winners and answer before, because this is the first time that the sign hasn't been completely covered in snow since the competition opened. No, really. All the names of those who guessed correctly are in a hat, the only thing is, I've lost the hat, so a winner will be announced when I can find it, and as for the winner of the funniest, it was a hard decision, but I left it to MRS BC and she whittled it down to....
...eating chocolate on these premises and not offering a bit to GBC
From U N
...Pickpockets & Loose Women
...of being aware?
...Gorgeous Chocolate Eating Semi-Scottish women?
The Big (but not very brave) Yin
But the one she couldn't stop laughing at....was.....drum roll please......
BEWARE OF Free Range Biker Chicks
Well done Stuart, some kind of mystery, if not invisible, prize will be on its way to you!
Thanks all for having a go, can't believe that attracted nearly 50 comments - must do it again some time!!