Tuesday 14 December 2010

BEWARE...pre-Xmas Comp!!!

No, I'm not saying beware of the pre-Xmas competition, I'm saying, that there is a competition, now, pre-Xmas, and the aim is to guess what the sign is warning you of. Geddit? This sign is situated at Cubbie Towers, just as you come down the drive, and until a few days ago was under a weeny bit of snow, as you can see. So what do you think it's warning the unwary visitor of? Anyone who has been to the Towers and seen the sign is NOT allowed to enter and if I find out that you are entering and cheating I will chop your fingers off, slowly!

So, send your guesses in to comp AT aultan.com (yeah, change the AT to @!)

There will be a prize for the funniest answer and a prize if anyone gets the correct answer - prizes yet to be decided on! Closing date, whenever, so come on, chop chop, that's all the incentive you need!

45 comments:

Stuart said...
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Gorgeous Biker Chick said...

Good job I didn't specify what the prize is! That's two winners within the first 30 seconds, yikes! Closing date approaching faster than I thought!

Phill said...
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Anonymous said...

Tiger Cub !!! K

U N said...

Rubber rings!!!!!


U N

U N said...

'The fuel Pump' (in joke for us Skorpion owners).

U N

U N said...

'lending tools to GBC, You might not get them back for a long time.'

U N

U N said...

'eating chocolate on these premises and not offering a bit to GBC'.


U N

Anonymous said...

prob as the first comment states
"this post has been removed by a blog administrator" if he/she had left it on its ruddy post it would have been clear of the snow & peeps could read it! lol

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the ones I've seen over here that go "Never mind the dog...lookout for owner". So I guess I'll say "owner". Hairy Larry

Darrell said...

The Jabberwocky?
Gorgeous Chocolate Eating Semi-Scottish women?
"Here there be tigers."

Shorty said...

Beware of. Sad Blackberry Geek

The big Yin said...

Could it be .Mrs BC

Shorty said...

Beware of Sad Blackberry geek

Stuart said...

Low flying Haggis?
Oil slicks?
Skorpions?
Mobile phones posing as hedgerow fruit?

Gorgeous Biker Chick said...

Sorry Phil, deleted your comment cos it gave the correct answer!

Pardon Shorty, say that again...?

Some good answers there peeps, but I fear the winner of the Funny One is not yet in so try harder!

And Anon, one day you'll have to tell us who you are - no name and I can't send a prize, should be lucky enough to win.

Anonymous said...

Beware of ....low flying trials bikes..? HL

Bodger said...

I was thinking it might be "Beware of Attack trained Guard Ducks", but then rememebred that you don't have any quackers there at Cubbie Toweres. Was it even close though???

Darrell said...

"Beware of attack sheep"

Anonymous said...

"BEWARE OF (OIL) PUDDLES"

Well there is a Cub that lives there

Shorty said...

BEWARE OF SAD BLACKBERRY GEEK!

Anonymous said...

Gotta be something simple - I'd reckon the answers GBC, not that she's simple

Anonymous said...

Beware of 'cubbie having no brakes'

Anonymous said...

Let's see, it is a farm. Beware of...animal exhaust?

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Ooops...That exhaust remark came from Calif. HL

Shorty said...

Beware of 3 red Question marks.

OK I have been sampling some nice Malt

Stuart said...

Beware of Snowploughs?

Anonymous said...

Beware of being aware?

ng

Pres said...
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Gorgeous Biker Chick said...
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Gorgeous Biker Chick said...

Sorry Anon and Pres, had to delete your comments as you both gave the right answer. Email please! Keep the guesses coming in, Mrs BC thinks she has chosen her fav funny one but I'm sure there's worse (er, or better I spose) to come...

U N said...

'Beware of the most successful post on this blog. You've never had as many replies as this.'

(I know what the right answer is, but making up alternative ones is much more fun).

U N

U N said...

'Beware of the blur of activity as GBC restores Terry for the Shetland trip next year'.

U N

Bodger said...

I've got it...it's so obvious....Beware of Questions!

Bodger

Lindsay said...

The sheep

Darrell said...

Beware of motorcycles on test.

Stuart said...

Free Range Biker Chicks?

rbobby572 said...

Might it be "high tension" (wires)??

Phill said...

Beware of Haggis? (Is it the season for them yet?)

Gorgeous Biker Chick said...

Good to hear from BigBob again...he sent these in by email....cos he read the instructions ;-)

Okay Beware of ....
1) Frozen Dog
2) Pupcicle
3) Ice Skating Sheep (or would that be Ice Mating Sheep?)
4) More Snow

U N said...

'Beware of the Ides of March'


U N

Anonymous said...

We have a sign over here that's reproduced from a New Orleans sign of the teens and twenties I believe it reads...."Beware of Pickpockets & Loose Women"

I keep an eye out, but they seem to elude me...



BigBobW

Darrell said...

Wait...there were instructions?

Bodger said...

Instructions....who has time to read those...there's a Name the Photo contest going on!!!

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